
Dec 24, 2010
Update
So finally finished all those freaking exams, they went well for the most part!
Went to banff with Ty's family. It was awesomee! Hiked Johnsons Canyon, went to Lake Louise
and played lots of cards. We stayed in the most gorgeous hotel, the RimRock. It was fantastic.
I really cant believe Christmas is tomorrow. Doesnt really feel like it...does it for you?
I'm still kinda excited though =)
Dec 17, 2010
Almost there
hardest ones done.
nutrition and psych thennnnnn
Dec 14, 2010
Dec 9, 2010
hhahahah clever shit
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They MUST buy their own health insurance. - Health Plan for seniors just fixed!!!
It can't get any easier than that! If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes... If you think this would work, please tell everyone you know.
If not, please disregard. Then shoot yourself!!!! - 1 job opening
God Bless America.
Dec 8, 2010
Dec 6, 2010
For you
As we're both lying here
There's so many things I wanna say
I will always love you
I will never leave you alone
Sometimes I just forget, say things I might regret
It breaks my heart to see you crying
I don't want to lose you
I could never make it alone
I am a man who would fight for your honor
I'll be the hero you're dreaming of
We'll live forever knowing together
That we did it all for the glory of love
You keep me standing tall
You help me through it all
I'm always strong when you're beside me
I have always needed you
I could never make it alone
I am a man who would fight for your honor
[ From : http://www.elyrics.net/read/c/chicago-lyrics/glory-of-love-lyrics.html ]
I'll be the hero you've been dreaming of
We'll live forever knowing together
That we did it all for the glory of love
It's like a knight in shining armor
From a long time ago
Just in time I will save the day
Take you to my castle far away
I am the man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero that you're dreaming of
We're gonna live forever knowing together
That we did it all for the glory of love
We live forever knowing together
That we did it all for the glory of love
We did it all for love
Dec 3, 2010
Nov 30, 2010
hahahaha i love him

So Ty and I are sitting in my room and he picks up my tiffany ring off my side table and reads it
..."tiffany and co"
..."please return to..."
......
"DID YOU STEAL THIS?!"
hahahahahahahhaaha
slightly joking/slightly not
oh myyyy
what a mountain man i have
so cute.
I cant really be like omg have you heard that new song by rihanna
or you know this actress right
or i really love the new designer bag
cause he doesnt know what anyone is haha
thats an exaggeration but he doesnt listen to any top 40
and rarely knows the actress im refering to
i just love itttt
=)
Nov 25, 2010
AMAZINGGGGG
9 Things Us 90's Kids Realize Now (Part II)










Nov 23, 2010
Nov 21, 2010
Great Weekend
Saturday went to robskis and attempted to do hw (failed) then ate lots of delish food and hung out instead, it was AWESOME. She's a pro baker and made these whipped shortbread cookies. SO GOOD...i ate quite a few haha.
Then Sat night went to Juliets with ty and his friends to watch the fights (yipee lol...) then went out for some delish dessert at Earls. I was so tired though so just went home and pretty much straight to be, ty came over for a bit though.
Sunday breaky with ty, robski, ben and his sis Bre! We tried to got to Cora's but it was packed so we went to Cheesecake cafe instead and had there brunch which was really good! Then hung out and didnt do hw it was AWESOME haha
Love me some procrastination. this is about the last week I can afford to, then back to the grind for finals =(
Hope everyones weekend was excellent!
Nov 17, 2010
THIS SHITS CRAZYYY
Either I had a really short attention span as a kid and never made it past the first verse of a song (which is entirely possible), or there are some obscure lyrics to the songs we all know and love. Here are a few examples.
1. I’m a Little Teapot.
“I’m a clever teapot,
Yes it’s true
Here let me show you
What I can do
I can change my handle
And my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out!”
2. Do Your Ears Hang Low? I’m impressed that a children’s song contains the word “semaphore.”
Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they’re dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour with a minimum of labour?
Do your ears hang high?
3. My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean involves terrifying nightmares:
Last night as I lay on my pillow
Last night as I lay on my bed
Last night as I lay on my pillow
I dreamed that my Bonnie was dead
4. Oh My Darling Clementine. I didn’t know anything beyond the “Oh my darling” chorus, but there’s a whole little tale that goes along with the tragic Clementine. It goes like this (I’m leaving out the chorus, though):
In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine
Dwelt a miner forty niner,
And his daughter Clementine
Light she was and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine,
Wearing boxes, without topses,
Sandals were for Clementine.
Drove she ducklings to the water
Ev’ry morning just at nine,
Hit her foot against a splinter,
Fell into the foaming brine.
Ruby lips above the water,
Blowing bubbles, soft and fine,
But, alas, I was no swimmer,
So I lost my Clementine.
How I missed her! How I missed her,
How I missed my Clementine,
But I kissed her little sister,
I forgot my Clementine.
5. Alouette. This one isn’t a lost verse – it’s more that I had no idea what I was really singing about all of those years: bird dismemberment.
Alouette, gentille Alouette
(Skylark, nice skylark)
Alouette, je te plumerai
(Skylark, I shall pluck you)
Je te plumerai la tête
(I shall pluck your head)
(Je te plumerai la tête)
(I shall pluck your head)
Et la tête
(And your head)
(Et la tête)
(And your head)
The next verses include telling the captive bird that after his head, his beak, neck, back, wings, feet and tail will follow. Yikes!
6. Bingo. The earliest recorded version from 1888 adds two verses after the one that spells out the famous farmer’s dog’s name. They went like this:
Thys Franklyn, syrs, he brewed goode ayle,
And he called it Rare good Styngo!
S, T, Y, N, G, O!
He call’d it Rare goode Styngo!Nowe is notte thys a prettie song?
I thinke it is, bye Jyngo,
J wythe a Y—N, G, O—
I sweare yt is, bye Jyngo!
7. Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.Then the traveller in the dark,
Thanks you for your tiny spark,
He could not see which way to go,
If you did not twinkle so.In the dark blue sky you keep,
And often through my curtains peep,
For you never shut your eye,
Till the sun is in the sky.As your bright and tiny spark,
Lights the traveller in the dark,—
Though I know not what you are,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
8. Baa Baa Black Sheep. If you feel the need to deplete the rest of the barnyard denizens of their precious goods after you’ve taken the sheep’s wool, you certainly can:
“Cluck, cluck, red hen, have you any eggs?
Yes sir, yes sir, as many as your legs.
One for your breakfast and one for your lunch;
Come back tomorrow and I’ll have another bunch.
Moo, moo brown cow, have you milk for me?
Yes sir, yes sir, as tasty as can be.
Churn it into butter, make it into cheese,
Freeze it into ice cream or drink it if you please.
Buzz, buzz busy bee, is your honey sweet?
Yes sir, yes sir, sweet enough to eat.
Honey on your muffin, honey on your cake,
Honey by the spoonful, as much as I can make.”
9. A Tisket, A Tasket. You probably know about the green and yellow basket, and you might remember that the person singing the song dropped it. After that, the sordid tale goes like this:
I dropped it, I dropped it
Yes, On the way I dropped it
A little girlie picked it up
And put it in her pocketShe was truckin’ on down the avenue,
Without a single thing to do
She was peck-peck-peckin all around
When she spied it on the groundShe took it she took it
my little yellow basket
And if she doesn’t bring it back
I think that I shall die(Was it brown?) no, no,no, no,
(Was it red?) no, no,no, no,
(Was it blue?) no, no,no, no,
Just a little yellow basket
10. London Bridge is Falling Down. This song goes on forever. Tired parents might be glad their kids only know the first verse. If you’re a glutton for punishment, though, here’s the rest:
Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair lady.Wood and clay will wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
Wood and clay will wash away,
My fair lady.
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I would like to start with a small yet significant music review:

I absolutely adore Taylor Swifts new CD. On my HOUR LONG drive to work (thats right folks, hour long - i live like 12 minutes from the university) this morning I rocked out HARD to "sparks fly" in my car. I mean, hard. People most likely thought i was absolutely nuts. I was drumming, tapping, hair flipping. It was glorious. That track is just one of many that I love. I love them all. I really appreciate the fact that she wrote each and every song on her own. Takes a lot of courage and bravery to put out something to the world that is all your own. And she did an amazing job. Love love love. Cant wait for the next in a year or two!
Schoooooool
I suppose i should post a bit about school considering its the reason I havent posted in a while. I am FINALLY done midterms. It was a long and most painful process. For the most parts the results were good. Especially my kines courses, I raped those (all A's) =)! However, bio and ochem was another story. Bio was a large large disappointment and now I will have to work my ass off to do amazing in the labs and final so i can bring that back up. Ochem was somewhat of a surprise, and good one, cause I did quite well for ochem, considering the average is usually low 50's. Only got the m/c back though so we will have to see writtennnn. and thats as much as i want to talk about schoool, cause its lame haha
Tyyyyy
Going absolutely amazing. Not much to report. Amazing trip to banff,
Hmmmm what else...
OH YAAA
I am going to mexico for Christmas break with the FAMMMM
and since its with the fam and not on a poor students salary I am privledged enough to be going to a gorgeous 5 star resort - the Iberostar Pariso Lindo in Mayan Riveraaaa I am very exciteddddd - a) I really need a break from school, like now, but it will have to wait b) I need a tan im pasty as fuckkk c) i cant wait for free food/drinks alll day long - uh oh i should prob lose like 10 pounds in prep, or just play a shit ton of beach vball and do water aerobics everyday while im there (like i usually do hehe)

Nov 15, 2010
hahahahahahhahaha
The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."
The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"
The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it."
The officer asked, "The car is stolen?"
The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there."
The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?"
The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."
The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"
The driver answered, "Yes, sir."
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by! police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.
The Captain asked, "Sir, can I see your license?" The driver answered, "Sure. Here it is." It was valid.
The Captain asked, "Who's car is this?"
The driver answered, "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." The driver owned the car.
The Captain asked, "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"
The driver answered, "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
The Captain asked, "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."
The driver answered, "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body.
The Captain said, "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk."
The driver answered, "Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"
Nov 10, 2010
So Excitedd!
This performance made me cry!! Not only does she look like an angel but the girl sings like one
So excited to see her at the Domeeee on December 19th with my girl Nathalie!!!
love love loveeee
Nov 9, 2010
hahahahahahhahaha
this cracks me up even when im stressed from studyinggg
love it
cant wait for hp 7!!!
Nov 7, 2010
Billy Joel - Legenddd
I could post a MILLION of these.
This man is a genius. His music will live on forever.
Love.
Nov 6, 2010
been a while
I still have two midterms left but the two hardest ones are done
I think I did bad on both... haha but at least they are done I guess...
I suppose the bright side is I aced my kines ones..
Here's a fun video to remind me to keep treckin through these retarded
courses so I can become a vet
Oct 30, 2010
Oct 26, 2010
Oct 21, 2010
The Important Things in Lifee
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think...
_____
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca - age 8
_____
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
_____
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
_____
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
_____
"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss."
Emily - age 8
_____
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
_____
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
_____
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7
_____
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
_____
"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8
_____
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine - age 5
_____
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 7
_____
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
_____
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." (Now THIS is love!)
Lauren - age 4
_____
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image!)
Karen - age 7
_____
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
Mark - age 6
_____
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
_____
And the final one...
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,
"Nothing, I just helped him cry."
what a weeeek!
Crazy school work, had like 2 labs due and two huge midterms. It was intense
I really hope I do okay on everything, one of the midterms was worth 50%!!!
So gayy, the whole course if 50% midterm and 50% final, what a lazy ass
teacherrr!
I also had to miss the WB screening of HEREAFTERR, with Matt Damon =(
poooop!!!!
School is taking all of my time, and I have no time for everything else I wanna be doing, like working out, playing guitarr, writing music. This biggest detriment is not seeing ty enough =(
its brutall
Thinking and praying for Hayden Bell! hmmm what else.... Ive recently obtained a reoccuring obsession with Disney moviesss, i bought Beauty and the Beast and it was just amazinggg so good!
I just wanna watch all of themmm!
I wish they didnt come out of the vault for only a short portion of timeee! Like I went to buy Lion King the other day and they didnt have it =( i think its back in the vault =(
OMG alsoooooo the TSWIZZLEEE CD comes out OCTOBER 25
soooooooooooo excited
her 4 singles that have been released are AMAZINGG
cant wait to get the album and learn all the songs on guitar!
OH anddd sex and the city 2 comes out on DVD October 26th!!!
wooooooooop!
thats all =)
peace. love. gap
Oct 17, 2010
corvetttttteeeeeeeee
Friend of the family came by yesterday with his brand new corvette
shittt - rode in it and god damn unrealll
he hit it merging onto stoney trail and the tail end started to swerve from the power sent to the back tires or whatever happens (haha) and i shitttt my pants haha
but needless to sayyyy - i want a fast car hahaha

vroom vrooooom
Happy Birthday Miss Nathalie
Oct 16, 2010
study
Oct 13, 2010
If Not For You
What true love really meant.
I’d never feel this inner peace;
I couldn’t be content.
The pleasures of romance.
I’d miss the bliss, the craziness,
Of love’s sweet, silly dance.
I have to hear your voice;
No other one could take your place;
You’re it; I have no choice.
I don’t know what I’d do;
I’d be searching for my other half,
Incomplete, if not for you.
Oct 10, 2010
Turkey Weeeeeekend
SUNDAY obviously turkey dayy, still haven't eaten it cause its hugeee and still cooking, but im so excited and KNOWW it will be deliciosoooooo - love love love
TOMORROW i will be attending tys fam dinner sooo pumped oh p.s. tonight we are watching beauty and the beast sooo excitedddd!

Oct 6, 2010
tea sea and elle pea...
subject: ty chapman
....here goes nothing
1. He is sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
seinfeld, MMA, sports highlights, two and a half men, how i met your mother, maybe friends
2. You're out to eat; what kind of dressing does he/she get on his salad?
he doesnt usually get salad, if he does its caesar
3. What's one food he/she doesn't like?
not a huge fan or eggplant
4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he/she order?
big rock beer
5. Where did he/she go to high school?
crescenttt
6. What size shoe does he/she wear?
11?
7. If he/she was to collect anything, what would it be?
rocks
bongo drums/single drums
8. What is one of his/her favorite type of sandwich?
- beef dip
- philly cheese steak
- buffalo chicken sandwich
- basically....the messier the better =)
9. What would this person eat every day if he/she could?
- the sandwiches above
- guacamole
- his moms banana chocolate cake
- his dads spaghetti
- his dads salsa
- basically all his parents cooking
- all things spicy
- kobe beef? haha
10. What are his/her favorite hobbies?
- CLIMBINGGG - of all sorts, bouldering, outside, inside etc
- being outdoors in general - hikes, walks
- skating, hockey
- hanging with friendsss
- me - maybe? ;)
11. What would he/she never wear?
- anything that is not from MEC hahahaha jk
- ummm basically anything brand name other than those brands sold at MEC
- he wouldnt wear what a "bro" wears hahaahaah
12. What is his/her favorite sports team?
he likes hockey but admits he doesnt even follow it that well at all but he likes Vancouver Canucks weoooo =)
13. Who did he/she vote for?
dont think he gives a shit
14. Who is his/her best friend?
has a sold groupppp - Hayzerrr (aka rory), Sunny, Gurj, Gurp, Michelle hehe etc
15. What is something you do that he/she wishes you wouldn't do?
call him dude,bro, or man (hahah but i only do it as a joke)
16. What is his/her heritage?
50% canadiannn
50% danishhh
17. You bake him/her a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
- hard to top his mothersss
- dunno would have to come up with something creative with lots of layers of flavor
18. Did he/she play sports in high school?
hockeyyyyyyyyyy hockey and more hockey
19. What could he/she spend hours doing?
CLIMBINGGGG
20. What is one unique talent he/she has?
- Drummerrrrr
- and I think climbing is unique and sickkkkkkk =)
- Making me laugh when no one else cannn (lovee)
101th POSTTTT - bff




wow. oh wowwww. It has been so long my friend. Ive lost count. I have known you for at least 15 years. I still remember being so sad when you moved away in grade 2. I was losing my best friend and easily accessible neighbor hahaha. We were inseparable. Playing Polly Pockets together, eating mac and cheese, playing house, having bday parties (where you sat nicely on a balloon while all the other children viciously pounced on it to pop it). We were apart for many years and I can not tell you how happy I am we have rekindled our friendship. Its like those years apart never happened. I know I can tell you anything, or ask you anything and we will always share good stories and endless laughs. I am convinced if we lived together I would have a six pack. hahaha. Love you girl. This past summer working with you was just a freaking blast and I wouldn't have wanted it any other way. Tearing up the dance floor with you at the club is the best fricken time ever. God we are so gooooood! I just love it. And then when we are signing some graphsss i feel on top of the world. We share so many amazing insiders hahaha i just love it. Is that some sort of sick joke? Snoooooooop Pozzy Pozzzzzz. Lil Pozzy Pozzzzz. "omg can you come here right now" - danielle runs (well gimpes) over to the room only to hear stereo love crankin on the boom boxxx!. talk to the hand cause the face aint listening!!!! TEN DOLLARS SHORT.
hahaha soooo good
love you girl you will always be one of my best friends. for life. we've built a bond that you just cant break.
Oct 5, 2010
Oct 3, 2010
finallyyyyyyyyyyyy

FINALLYYYYYYYY
ATTN EVERYONEEEE
hahaha
I finally freaking got a blackberry
and damn does it feel good.
i LOVEEE it
im already a crackberry addict
its unreal how functional and amazing it is
worth 53 dollars a month - why yes, yes it is.
im gonna be poor but happy as a clam hahahah
im lovin lifeeee
weekend was greattt - sleep over with him and breakfast at dairy lane
and then bought new phones together!!!! =)
so great. oh and minimal hw =S lol
love love love
hope all your weekends were fantastic
<3
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Relationship Rules
- Never go to sleep angry. Try a little tenderness.
- Apologize, apologize, apologize. Anyone can make a mistake. Repair attempts are crucial—highly predictive of marital happiness. They can be clumsy or funny, even sarcastic—but willingness to make up after an argument is central to every happy marriage.
- Some dependency is good, but complete dependency on a partner for all one's needs is an invitation to unhappiness for both partners. We're all dependent to a degree—on friends, mentors, spouses. This is true of men as well as women.
- Maintain self-respect and self-esteem. It's easier for someone to like you and to be around you when you like yourself. Research has shown that the more roles people fill, the more sources of self-esteem they have. Meaningful work—paid or volunteer—has long been one of the most important ways to exercise and fortify a sense of self.
- Enrich your relationship by bringing into it new interests from outside the relationship. The more passions in life that you have and share, the richer your relationship will be. It is unrealistic to expect one person to meet all of your needs in life.
- Cooperate, cooperate, cooperate. Share responsibilities. Relationships work ONLY when they are two-way streets, with much give and take.
- Stay open to spontaneity.
- Maintain your energy. Stay healthy.
- Recognize that all relationships have their ups and downs and do not ride at a continuous high all the time. Working together through the hard times will make the relationship stronger.
- Make good sense of a bad relationship by examining it as a reflection of your beliefs about yourself. Don't just run away from a bad relationship; you'll only repeat it with the next partner. Use it as a mirror to look at yourself, to understand what in you is creating this relationship. Change yourself before you change your relationship.
- Understand that love is not an absolute, not a limited commodity that you're in of or out of. It's a feeling that ebbs and flows depending on how you treat each other. If you learn new ways to interact, the feelings can come flowing back, often stronger than before.