swimming quotes i love

H2O: two parts Heart and one part Obsession. ~Author Unknown

Chlorine is my perfume. ~Author Unknown

Seventy-five percent of our planet is water - can you swim? ~Author Unknown

What goes around comes around, just like a flip turn. ~Author Unknown

Seven days of no swimming makes one weak. ~Author Unknown

When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world. ~Author Unknown

If you have a lane, you have a chance. ~Ian Thorpe

Oxygen is overrated. ~Author Unknown

We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes. ~Author Unknown

Breaststroke is an athletic event; butterfly is a political statement. ~Paul Tsongas

It's been told that swimming is a wimp sport, but I don't see it. We don't get timeouts, in the middle of a race we can't stop and catch our breath, we can't roll on our stomachs and lie there, and we can't ask for a substitution. ~Dusty Hicks

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get ~ Michael Phelps

funnnyyy

Motivational thought:
Whenever you feel down, think about that fact that, out of the 15million sperm about to impregnate your mother, YOU were the one that swam the fastest and wanted it the most.

chat roulette

I wanna try this shit out purely for these reasons - but im scaredddddd hahaha
whose tried it???
just lots of dicks??? haha

a month of summer over?

thats crazyyyyy its almost the end of may
i still dont have a damn job haha - but thats besides the point
a whole month of my glorious 4 month summer is pretty much already gone
this is sad sad saddddd
i hope it goes way slower cause i don't even wanna think about school right now - p.s. talent search coming fasttt! AH
wellll atleast some things are going good this summer
(i saw his abs...oh.my.god LOL)

this kinda thing makes me feel so much better about myself...

haha - so mean - but come onnnnnn - beneath all that shit. not so glamorous.

SATC 2

I CANT FREAKING WAITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

slow dancing in a burning room - love love love

i cant listen to this song enough. he's unreal. this song is unreal. love love love.

FINALLY

ooo la la

OOOO LA LA
thats all :)

BODY WORLDSSSSS

so TOMORROW im going to the Body Worlds Exhibit I CANT WAITTTTTTTT
i hear its amazing and I cant wait to see it for myselfffffffff :)
WOOOOOOOT its gonna be so funn?
whose seen it?
what did ya thinkkkk?

JOB JOB JOB

iiiiiiii just want a job job job
a job job job
a job job job
iiiiiiii just want a job job job
is that so much to ASK

I MADE IT

so...................
I GOT INTO THE STAMPEDE TALENT SEARCH SHANIA NEVER FAILS ME
woooooooooooooot
AND jill got in tooooooooo, things couldnt be better right now :)

Updateeee

- Stampede Audition went really good! Have yet to find out if i made the first cut!
- The job hunt is brutal, i've applied to so many its kinda redonk, hopefully ill get something soon
- just watched the new episode of the hills and WOW SPENCER HAS LOST HIS MARBLES he has literally gone nutzooooooo, and HEIDI wow dont get me started on that one she actually said tonight that she wants to get bigger boobs now, and wants them to be a size H for "Heidi" wowwwwwwwww
- i really want a job to start working as much as possible, but all i really wanna do is get out if this NASTY BLIZZARD weather in calgary, and go on vacation to a beachhhhhhhhh!