Jan 25, 2012

Moms in The Wild

Great photos of nature featuring wild animal mothers and their offspring.

 Lioness with cub
Lioness with cub, National reserve Pilanesberg, South Africa
photo credit: Gabriela Stebler
In this picture a cub rubs her mother's neck, begging for milk.


Elephants and young
Elephants in Corbett National Park, India
photo credit: Yagdip Rajput
Always nice to see how such a large animal like an elephant cares and protects her cubs.


Mountain gorillas
Mountain gorillas, national parks of Rwanda.
photo credit: Rita Summers
A small mountain gorilla, sucking his mothers thumb


Polar bear and cub
Polar bears in Vapusk, Manitoba, Canada
photo credit: Howard Ruby
"One reason why people like polar bears, is because of the tender relationship between mother and cub.


Brown Bear
Brown Bears Lake Clark, Alaska
photo credit: Rick Rasmussen
"The rain was falling and a curious kid looks out from behind his mother.


Sea Lions
Sea Lions, Espanola Island, Galapagos Islands
photo credit: Eddie Schermerhorn
“I had been crawling around in the sand trying to get a good angle for a shot, when this scene fell into place.


Fawn jumping
The deer in Shenandoah National Park, Virginia
photo credit: Wil Hershberger
Fawn jumping on his back mother to get a better look, who's coming down the hill.


Bald eagles
Bald eagles, Katmai, Alaska
photo credit: John Hunter
"Hiding on a nearby cliff pays off with this a touching snapshot of a mother, feeding their chicks.


mother cheetah and cubs
A mother cheetah and cubs in the Masai Mara, Kenya
photo credit: Eberhard Brunner
Patence pays off in this image of female cheetah guarding her cubs.


baboons
The baboons in the Selinda Reserve, Botswana
photo credit: Adrian Beeyli
"A family of baboons, happily courting each other on the island of Palm.

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Jan 7, 2012

Jokes

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and

turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order.

"That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and

pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and

the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.

"The usual asks the waitress?"

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato

and a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and

places it on the table.


The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.

"Excuse me, sir.

How do you manage to always come up with the exact change

in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and

found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered

me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,

I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money

would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a

million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want

for as long as you live!"

"That's right…Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,

the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick

with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."

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WELL HELLO !!!!!

not excited to go back

I am so nervous and scared of this semester to be honest...
Its going to kick my ass
All my courses are hard, and then I have to worry about vet school on top of it...
augh...why cant my last semester just be easyyyyyy =(